Friday, July 15, 2005

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISONAT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cellyou spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
you get three meals a dayyou get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
you get time off for good behavioryou get more work for good behavior
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for youyou must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
you can watch TV and play gamesyou could get fired for watching TV and playing games
you get your own toiletyou have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
they allow your family and friends to visityou aren't even supposed to speak to your family
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work requiredyou get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get outyou spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
you must deal with sadistic wardensthey are called managers

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