Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON	AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell	you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
you get three meals a day	you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
you get time off for good behavior	you get more work for good behavior
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you	you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
you can watch TV and play games	you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
you get your own toilet	you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
they allow your family and friends to visit	you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required	you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out	you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
you must deal with sadistic wardens	they are called managers

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My wife and I had another ultrasound appointment today. Got several 2D AND 3D pictures. Plus we got about 9 minutes of videotape along the way. The 3D ultrasound stuff is pretty damn cool.